I started speeding down the highway, feeling securely surrounded by cars all going at the same speed. Although I was surrounded, I got trapped with an infrared speed detector and was the only car pulled over.
A traffic cop handed the me a citation. In an attempt to be excused of the penalty, I asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but there were plenty of other cars and especially drivers of around me going the same speed, so why did I get the ticket?" To what the policeman turned from his clipboard and asked if I had ever gone fishing. And I answer "Um, yeah... so," So the policeman asked me

"Ever catch ALL the fish?"
